more conversations with a 3 year old...

So, Mike took Oliver to Walmart this morning to do a bit of grocery shopping. Yes, we go to Walmart. Yes, I know they treat their employees like crap (heard about the documentary), but their prices are REALLY good. We're a family of four (five if you count Mazzy), both teachers, and we gotta save EVERY penny. Anyhoo, Mike came back with some funny stuff.

Oliver: "Chips for Oliver".
Daddy: "Ok, chips for Oliver".
Oliver: "Juice for Oliver".
Daddy: "Ok, juice for Oliver".
Oliver: "That for daddy" (as he points to the beer).
Daddy: "Yep, that's for daddy".
Oliver: "That for mommy" (as he points to the bottle of Advil). "Mommy head always hurts".

Hmm. Wonder where he gets this stuff from...