conversations with a 3 year old...

Oliver: "I handsome".
Mommy: "Yes, Oliver is handsome. Is mommy handsome"?
Oliver: "Yes. Mommy handsome".
Mommy: "Is daddy handsome"?
Oliver: "No. Daddy not handsome".
Mommy: "Why"?
Oliver: "Daddy crazy. Daddy crazy hair. No play with me".

Poor Mike. Crazy morning bed head makes him ugly and un-playable.