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Is it me or does pregnancy and having kids make you forget EVERYTHING! Seriously! The symptoms started to show when I was pregnant with Oliver and they've gotten worse over the years. It's so bad, I'm actually thinking about ingesting some of those large horse size vitamins, Ginkgo Biloba. And those who know me, know I don't swallow (no pun intended...ok...a little pun intended). I can't remember shit these days.

Today, I walked into the teacher's mail room 3 fucking times before I remembered why I went in there. And there's only 3 choices in the mail room: get your mail, make copies, or pick up forms. I walked in, stopped, stared at the wall, mumbled to myself "why am I here", and walked out. THREE TIMES people! On the third try, I finally remembered to pic up a form.

I'm even forgetting to put on deodorant these days. I had to buy a stick to leave in the car, for those just in case moments.

I'm actually scared I'm going to forget my kids somewhere. My worst nightmare...I'll be one of those trashy moms you see on the 10:00 news who left their 2 kids in the car over night because she forgot they were in the back seat screaming, yelling, crying, and just being plain obnoxious kids.

What was I talking about?